Any who, regardless of all the historical information, it is a day when immigrants become citizens and respectable Australian are nominated for the prestigious title of Australian of the year.
Australia day is when:
- People can be publicly drunk and get away with it.
- Young hormone driven guys like my brother go to pick up girls
- People can be complete idiots in public and get away with it
- Different cultures gather for riots
- Police squads walk around as though we're targets for terrorist attacks (though would be a good day)
- People actually show pride in our country by having no pride in themselves